(Yet to be Edited - Please return later)
Chapter 6
"Huh?.. What?.. Stop shaking me!" Dan shoves the Imposter away as he regains focus of the outside world. "What is it with you and wanting to touch me every 5 seconds?"
"Well excuse me for being concerned over someone's wellbeing especially when they've zoned out randomly." The Imposter glares mildly irritated at Dan.
"It's only been twice and besides it's not like I asked you to care." Dan back talks while shaking his fist.
The Imposter rolls his eyes but quickly begins smirking again and shakes his head. "Even after that speech you still act like such a jerk."
Dan attempts to growl but
Chapter 5
"Oof!" The Imposter exhaled as he bends from the force of Dan's punch.
Dan removes his hand from the other's gut then places it on his own hips, pointing with his other hand. "You may have stolen my identity but you haven't lived my life! Everything you know about being me is only the result of what has already been done!" Dan emphasized every 'you' with a poke to the other's forehead. "So you have no right to judge what I do and how I think. Get that through your thick head, you jerk!!"
Completely red-faced, Dan finished his rant by glaring at his imposter.
Partially stunned, the Imposter silently stares at Dan then lets his he
Chapter 4
"So, where's Chris? I haven't seen him today, usually you're stuck to him like glue." The Imposter inquired as he watches Dan dust himself off.
Dan looks away with an annoyed expression, "He couldn't come today. He has the stomach flu or something."
"Oh? Well I'm sorry to hear that." The Imposter apologized as he reflexively reaches to pat Dan on his back. Hesitating, he let his hand fall back to his side.
"Thanks.." Dan relied sadly. A beat of silence passed before Dan's stomach growls for his attention.
"Ugh, stupid stomach. Why don't you ever shut up?" Dan muttered as he places a hand over his stomach.
"Here, come with me."
Chapter 3
Looking over the lack of occupants in the lobby he finds no one fitting his mirrored profile. "I knew it. It was all just another trick. I don't know why I even bothered to come here, I should have stayed upstairs and pilfered through peoples' lunches."
As Dan turns back to the elevator, a hand suddenly appears on his shoulder. Startled, Dan screams and assumes a karate pose. The Imposter stands in place with his hand still in mid-air where Dan's shoulder used to be, mildly stunned at Dan's reaction.
"Dan?" The Imposter finally says, "We both know you don't know karate."
Dan turns around to face his lookalike, "Yes I do. You don
Chapter 2
Having already predicted this, the Imposter lazily joins the staring contest all the while his smirk growing wider.
After a few moments with neither giving in, their boss discovers them while on his way to get coffee.
"Mr. Mandel! Mr. Wellington! This is not a playground, get back to work." The boss bellowed in his deep chocolatey voice.
Dan and the Imposter jump in shock at their boss's scolding causing them to break their staring contest.
"Yes sir." They answered in unison with Dan's being more of a grumble.
Satisfied with this; the boss resumes his earlier actions.
After a few seconds of silence, the Imposter speaks up.
"So.
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Chapter 6
"Huh?.. What?.. Stop shaking me!" Dan shoves the Imposter away as he regains focus of the outside world. "What is it with you and wanting to touch me every 5 seconds?"
"Well excuse me for being concerned over someone's wellbeing especially when they've zoned out randomly." The Imposter glares mildly irritated at Dan.
"It's only been twice and besides it's not like I asked you to care." Dan back talks while shaking his fist.
The Imposter rolls his eyes but quickly begins smirking again and shakes his head. "Even after that speech you still act like such a jerk."
Dan attempts to growl but
Chapter 5
"Oof!" The Imposter exhaled as he bends from the force of Dan's punch.
Dan removes his hand from the other's gut then places it on his own hips, pointing with his other hand. "You may have stolen my identity but you haven't lived my life! Everything you know about being me is only the result of what has already been done!" Dan emphasized every 'you' with a poke to the other's forehead. "So you have no right to judge what I do and how I think. Get that through your thick head, you jerk!!"
Completely red-faced, Dan finished his rant by glaring at his imposter.
Partially stunned, the Imposter silently stares at Dan then lets his he
Chapter 4
"So, where's Chris? I haven't seen him today, usually you're stuck to him like glue." The Imposter inquired as he watches Dan dust himself off.
Dan looks away with an annoyed expression, "He couldn't come today. He has the stomach flu or something."
"Oh? Well I'm sorry to hear that." The Imposter apologized as he reflexively reaches to pat Dan on his back. Hesitating, he let his hand fall back to his side.
"Thanks.." Dan relied sadly. A beat of silence passed before Dan's stomach growls for his attention.
"Ugh, stupid stomach. Why don't you ever shut up?" Dan muttered as he places a hand over his stomach.
"Here, come with me."
Chapter 3
Looking over the lack of occupants in the lobby he finds no one fitting his mirrored profile. "I knew it. It was all just another trick. I don't know why I even bothered to come here, I should have stayed upstairs and pilfered through peoples' lunches."
As Dan turns back to the elevator, a hand suddenly appears on his shoulder. Startled, Dan screams and assumes a karate pose. The Imposter stands in place with his hand still in mid-air where Dan's shoulder used to be, mildly stunned at Dan's reaction.
"Dan?" The Imposter finally says, "We both know you don't know karate."
Dan turns around to face his lookalike, "Yes I do. You don
Chapter 2
Having already predicted this, the Imposter lazily joins the staring contest all the while his smirk growing wider.
After a few moments with neither giving in, their boss discovers them while on his way to get coffee.
"Mr. Mandel! Mr. Wellington! This is not a playground, get back to work." The boss bellowed in his deep chocolatey voice.
Dan and the Imposter jump in shock at their boss's scolding causing them to break their staring contest.
"Yes sir." They answered in unison with Dan's being more of a grumble.
Satisfied with this; the boss resumes his earlier actions.
After a few seconds of silence, the Imposter speaks up.
"So.
(Edit:Edit: Came back to improve some grammar and change some action scenes.)
(Edit: I fixed the beginning, it now has a more Dan feel to it.)
*DISCLAIMER* I own nothing here.
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It has been quite some time since I wrote a Dan vs. story.
I was distracted by Homestuck for the past 3 months but thanks to the natural process of losing interest in fandoms. I was able to pull my focus back on to Dan vs., which by personal opinion is the best fandom- *ahem* excuse me, I mean Dandom.
Even if it doesn't make sense I will always choose 'Dandom'.
Now then without further ado I present to you, Deception _________________________________
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I thought that they story might need some insight on how Dan* came to be roomates with Dan in this universe.
I also thought, who else better to tell it than Mr. Mumbles herself. ^w^
Might be a bit OOC, I don't really have any idea what the basic personality Mr. Mumbles has in the minds of people who are fond of her. So this is my best shot, I hope you like it.
I own nothing.
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(Mr Mumbles POV)
I finish my breakfast while listening to my masters bicker over yet another thing.
I never understood why they argue so much, it can get out of paw from time to time but in the end it always en
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(*This is a fluff fic)(I own nothing_)
(It might be a bit OOC but it's also just for fun)
(This is strictly a friend-relationship, no need to flame) :D
*NOTE
This takes place in an AU where Dan* and Dan became friends/roommates/revenge buddies when Chris can't help.
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It's a breezy Saturday morning in North Hollywood, California..
Many of its residents are already awake and enjoying the day; although one resident has yet to do either of those...
Inside room #8 of an apartment complex known as Casa Paradiso, a gruff-looking man is still asleep in his bed.
Slowly as the sun rises
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Matt's eyes shot wide open when he heard a knock. "Matt!" Tom yelled, "hurry and eat breakfast so we could find the gender!" Matt got up happily he almost forgot he was going to find that out today! Tord woke up by Mattt's squealing. Tord groaned, "keep it down please" he told him. Matt leaned down to kiss hi scheek, "today we're going to find out the gender" he told him. Tord smiled. "what are you wanting it to be?" he asked, Matt thought, "a- a boy? im not sure with whatever baby im having is fine." Tord kissed Matt, "well lets eat so we could go."
Mattt bust the front door, "YAAAAAAAY! ITS A BOY!" Tom grabbed some pictures that Matt
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That night Tord stayed with Matt. While Tom and Edd were in the living room. "Why does Tord have to be the dad?" Tom asked himself, Edd just sighed, "we just have to deal with that." Tom looked down, "do you think Tord wants to be the father?"
Edd took a sip of his cola, "of course i mean he does love Matt."
Matt and Tord were watching a movie in his room. "So... have you thought of a name?" Tord asked Matt looked at him, "well i havent found out the gender..." Tord kissed Matt's warm lips. Tord begin to make the kiss hot. Matt moaned a bit. Tord smiled during the kiss, he forgot how much he loved to hear Matt moan. Matt pulled away, "To
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Sixth months later, Matt's belly got bigger. Matt didnt want to come out his room. Edd knocked, "Matt!"
"GO AWAY! IM FAT!" the ginger cried. "you're not, fat. You're preganet." Tom told him, suddenly the door knocked. Edd opened it and sigh, "thank god its you" he said, "matt! We have someone here to see you!"
Matt slowly, got out of his room. He gasped when he saw that person. Tord. He exitedly hugged him, "TORD! IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!" he cried, Tord smiled, "uh.. yeah." Matt back up and Tord saw his belly. "wow" he said, "you're big." Matt blushed, "yeah" Edd smiled, "we already told Tord abot your pregnacy."
Matt's smile faded, "how
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So... this is for fun, if you want me to continue just put yes. Thank you.
After finding their way home from the ocean to find their keys, Matt flopped on his bed. He sighed. Tord's gone he told himself, how can i go on? Sure we broke up before he left, but.... Matt trailed off his thoughts. He heard his belly growl, He huffed and stayed in his bed.
Minutes later, the ginger begin to feel sick. He looked in his mirror and saw he was pale. Am i sick? "Dinner!" Edd called out. When his friends saw him they became worried. "wow, Matt. " Tom said, "you look-" "are you feeling okay?" Edd cuting him off. Matt touched his forehead feeling he wa
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"What is it, Matt?" Tord asked, as they two entered his room. Matt took a sigh, "D- do you like me? as more as a friend?" Tord blushed, but refused, "why do you want to know?"
Matt blushed, "well... When we were in tomb. And we were about to die...."
- IN THE TOMB-
"o my gosh we're going to die!" Matt yelled. "i dont care about that, i care about this stupid song playing" Tord told him. Tord's eyes widen as he saw Matt eyes filled with tears. Tord touch his shoulder and smiled, "its okay Matt" he grabbed his hand, "at least we die together" Matt blushed, "what do you mean?" Tord sighed, "look i need to tell you something" Matt looked up